Popping My Blogs Cherry!

Hello everyone my name is Bob. Bob Vila. You may all remember me from my helpful fix-er-uper tv shows.

Yea anyways, Bloggggggg . I hate these things, but I need to get with the times and well here I am. I actually tried to start one using Google's create a page, but omg look, they already have an implemented Blogger tool. Might as well just use this one and save my trouble.

My writing style is quite shitty, as I will need to get used to this and figure out a sort of theme of ideas... So bare with me all negative 1002435 viewers other there reading this crap.
Oh I can't wait to dig this entry up in the next 2 years or so, its going to be a great laugh.

You know how sometimes you just Google search your name or some random thing you did some time back. Or you don't even put that much effort into it and just start randomly searching and happen to come across something that is linked to you somehow? Yea well, that's the feeling I hope to get after finding this puppy under years of online garbage haha.

Anyways, why in the world did I start this thing... Eh to pass the time, I'm actually supposed to be going out with some friends tonight, but low and behold... It seems like I'm being ditched tonight, yet again! I specifically said, please inform me if nothing is going to happen. Do you think I deserve at least that much courtesy? Eh well what to expect from women...

Oh please don't X my page now, I'm not hating women, I love em. It's just the fact that I deserve a little courtesy call here and there. How do you like it when a ton of other things drop on your lap and you tend to hold it off, due to the fact your trying to honor a previous commitment. True that it was not set in stone, but come on now... It all comes down to courtesy and having the balls to say, "I'm sorry, but plans changed and nothing is going to happen tonight." Wow is it that hard?

Shut up you! There always has to be one or two or a hundred of you that have to contradict what I say or what anyone proposes. But hey that's quite aright. That's just how you work.

I guess...

Man, I wonder how well I'm going to actually keep up to writing on these things. I really have a bad habit of starting a blog or web page and leaving it hung up in the ICU. But if maybe someone out there responds to this load of crap with some sort of comment, I may continue to rant and flame about some random thing.

Until my bloggin skillz grow or shall I say level up? Oooo did I catch the attention of some RPG whore? Hopefully not! lol j/k

RPG's is a totally whole notha subject. I enjoy playing RuneScape every once in a while. So I'll leave it at that... I'll bring the subject back later!

So yea should I shut up now? I'm pretty sure I've bafoozled at least everyone single online soul to trek pass this god forsaken blog. I mean how many different topics, subjects, thoughts, feelings, and randomness have I shoved all within one blog post? If you actually are counting... Wow, let me know, I may have a prize for you.

How does a free Dell pen sound? I got a shit load sitting in my house. Oh yea I promote/market Dell products. Why? How? cause I'm cool. Want more info? Eh maybe in another blog.

Aright its 7:43pm and still no word from my eh lady friends... I mean it's not a date or anything just a simple hang out with some old friends. Cheese & RICE !!! Call and tell me already, we just don't wanna hang out with you!!! I can take it seriously.

haha.. Well folks that's all for now. Unless I have some super traumatic experience or grow an extra leg. I won't post till 2mro.

Oh yea can I add... that I love the spell check feature... OMG, what would our society be without such a device!

Remember everyone... GET NAKED !!!